About Us

Christian Joshua Malkovich is a 22-year-old gym assistant who enjoys playing video games, golf and reading. He is smart and gentle, but can also be very sadistic and a bit selfish.

He is addicted to video games, something which his friend Penda Bert Emery pointed out when he was 15. The problem intensified in 2015.

He is a British Muslim who defines himself as bisexual. He started studying sports science at college but never finished the course. He is allergic to eggs. He has a severe phobia of heights, and is obsessed with colouring in.

Physically, Christian is in good shape. He is short with cocao skin, black hair and green eyes. He has a tattoo of a rainbow on his lower back.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. His mother left when he was young, leaving him with his father, who was a drunk.

He is currently in a relationship with Ivey Elin Jenkins. Ivey is 16 years older than him and works as a sous chef.

Christian’s best friend is a gym assistant called Penda Emery. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Janessa Mackay and Fay Joseph. They enjoy travelling together.